Room 502/4/6, Thursday night

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia was attempting to pack for New York. Not such an easy task when she was also attempting to deal with a love-struck weetiny penguin who was trying to surf to places where weetiny penguins ought not to go.

Or with the not so weetiny cat who thought the weetiny surfing penguin looked like it was just about the tastiest little treat he'd ever seen.

"Oh for--cut that out, you little, flightless--Furrball NO!--Owwwwwww! . . . that's it, you, two, I'm changing into a turtleneck."

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[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Pup trotted up to Nadia with a frantically wriggling weetiny penguin in his mouth.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia let out a slow breath and set her packing aside, sitting down on the floor by Pup.

"Drop it. Droooooop it. . . ."

The love-struck penguin took the distraction as the perfect opportunity to try cleavage diving again.

Furrball attempted to follow.

". . . Madre del dios," muttered Nadia.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Smart penguin," Walter remarked from the doorway.

"Drop it!

Pup gave his boy a reproachful look and dropped the slightly soggy penguin on the floor.

The penguin tottered unsteadily and made a leap for cover... under Nadia.

[nadiathesaint]

Furrball managed to extract his head from Nadia's shirt and went bolting after the new toy meal penguin.

For a moment, it might have even seemed as though he was wearing a bib and holding silverware. But surely that was a trick of the light.

Nadia fell over backwards, then rolled her eyes and plucked the love-sick penguin from her shirt. "Hiya, Walter,"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Pup yapped and leaped to try to pounce the cat, since he hadn't been told today not to bother Furrball.

"Hi." Walter stepped in to snag the hellpuppy off the floor and give him a hug. "You look a bit... overwhelmed."

[nadiathesaint]

"Well--" Then came a knock on the door and Nadia was hit with a pie. "--You could say that, yes."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter...

...wasn't laughing.

Really.

Much.

"Need some help with that?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Laugh it up, dumbass, I'll have my revenge. . . ."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter tried to sound aggrieved. Not working so well with the snicker. "What? I didn't put her up to it, and I did offer to help?"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia pointed. "You laughed." Then she shrugged. "I'm just trying to pack for this weekend, but at this rate, I'm not sure it'll ever happen."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter pulled a clean towel out of a drawer and motioned for her to turn around. "Do you want some help?"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia turned. "Okay. But only because you offered so nicely."

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally knocked on the door.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia was attempting to distract Furrball and the penguin with something shiny.

It worked better on Furrball than on the penguin.

"Yeah?"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally attempted to hit Nadia in the face with a pie tin filled with whipped cream.

[nadiathesaint]

As Nadia wasn't facing the door, she got hit in the back of the head with a pie tin filled with shipped cream instead.

Furrball ran to hide under the bed.

The penguin thought that this just made Nadia even cooler.

Nadia boggled. ". . . the hell?!"

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Cally bolted down the hall towards her room, giggling.

Admittedly, she didn't have far to go.

[nadiathesaint]

Whipped cream slowly dripped down the back of Nadia's shirt.

The penguin glided not so slowly down the front.

Nadia sniffled melodramatically. "What'd I doooooo?"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie burst into the room in a bouncy mood fashion.

"GREETING ROOMIES! AND PETS! AND PENGUIN GUESTS!"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia had whipped cream in her hair and penguin feet sticking out over the collar of her shirt. She gave Jamie a long suffering look. "Why does the penguin love me?!"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Boobs?"

[nadiathesaint]

The penguin made a muffled affirmative noise.

"That's the last time I help a penguin that wiped out while surfing."

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I'm suprised you haven't stuffed it into an empanada."

[nadiathesaint]

". . . ew. I only know some of the places it's been."

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Ew. Do I want to know?"

[nadiathesaint]

The penguin feet wiggled. "It's very . . . affectionate."

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"EW!"

Clearly Jamie was thinking...

"EW!"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia blinked. "What? . . . EW! NO! EW!" And she flung whipped cream at him.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie was splattered with whipped cream. "Well! What would you think with that kind of set up?!"

[nadiathesaint]

"That he spends a lot of time like this?!" Nadia pointed to the penguin feet. "Ew!"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Whipped cream? Affectionate? 'I only know the places it's been?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Some! I said 'some'! And the penguin was not involved in the whipped cream!"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I'm just saying! A situation like this can be misleading!"

[nadiathesaint]

"You're like some kind of sex freak or something!"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Well, that answered that question about whether Jamie would be as bothered by weetiny penguins as by weetiny bunnies.

"Catch!" Walter tossed a penguin Jamie's way already trying to figure out how to get little bunny ears onto another one.

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

Jamie caught the penguin and gave it a serious look. "I'll hold you because you are cute. Pee on me and I'm drop kicking you out the window. How's it hanging Walter?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Pup danced at Jamie's feet. It was a new kind of frisbee with feet and feathers that made fun noises and squirmed when lightly chomped.

"I've been doing a disappointingly good job of staying out of trouble," Walter said, watching the puppy dance. "You?"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"I have to do re-enactment of 'very special' episodes of sitcoms as punishments for taking over the school," Jamie said tossing the penguin back to Walter. "Count yourself lucky."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter caught the penguin and set it on the back of his hand. "I'll be sure to bring my camera for that."

After a moment, he asked, "Just what do you mean by 'very special' episodes of sitcoms?"

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Ever see a TV show where they dramatically show a character faced with a serious topic?" Jamie asked. "You know. Drugs. Teen pregnancy. Tapeworms. Those kind of episodes."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"So... you're going to be an unwed teen mother on drugs faced with the heartbreak of intestinal parasites when all you want to do is be loved but your irresponsible teenage boyfriend just keeps bringing you undercooked pork in easy-to-inject syringes?"