The computer lab, Sunday evening

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia was getting tired after all the running and eating sugar she'd done all day, so she decided to play on the computer for a little while and send her father another email.

To: asloane@omnifam.net
From: nsantos@fandom.edu
Subject: You still suck lots!

Dear Dad,

I have had a very good weekend. First on saturday i had coffee with pippi and then i got a best idea ever and i emailed you and learned about leeeee parkover and then phoebe came and I told her about leeee parkover and we decided to try it but professor mr the tick came and tried to give me detention but i wasnt bad so i ran away and went to gun club and said the secret password was marty is stupid because it was and then marty squirted me so i went to the park and taught pippi and old man about leeee park-over and then we went to carititias and i got a shirley temple and pippi and me sang a song and then we said hi to phoebe who had a cast on her and got money from a doctor so we went to see the doctor but he wouldnt give me a cast but he gave me five whole dollars and i had to make my own cast and maureen who is parker but not leeee parkover helped but the doctor was gonna cut off phoebes arm because hes mean so we ran away and had a sleepover with the nicest teacher ever who left and then we woke up and went to get pancakes and then i went to work and alllll my friends came to help me but lucas wouldnt let us have brownies so we went to mr alfreds restaurant where we ate dinner while you were here and you suck but we helped clean and played a game and i got tickled and i tickled walter and then we went back to the dorms and i sang a song for pip because he came back and has to wear an eyepatch and then i went to the movies but cameron didnt wanna give me a free ticket because he sucks to and i saw a robot and robots suck even more than you do or cameron does so i hit it but it was a funny robot and he danced and then i went to see mr chef and he gave me a chocolate cupcake with sprinkles and gummi wormies on top without asking for any money or anything and me and walter and phoebe saw a movie about fishes but it made walter cry so i had to make him feel better and then phoebe got a best idea ever but i made her wait until after the movie to tell me what it was and pip keeps a spare nose in his pockets but wouldnt tell us what else is in his pants and then we went to the woods to find the lost things because that was phoebes best idea ever but i said the lost things were in the woods with the hatch and the Iron Giant omg but we didnt find no socks and then i went back to the school and i watched all the little kids get married because theyre silly and walter told me i didnt brokened his nose and me and him and pippi got married and then I came up here and emailed you but you knew that because here is the email.

How was your weekend.

Love, Nadia

PS-You still suck. Thank you for making futureme be all better.

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To: nsantos@fandom.edu
From: asloane@omnifam.net
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Dearest Nadia,

I know I have little right to tell you how to live your life after all that I have done to you, but it behooves me as your father to advise you not to take recreational drugs to the extreme. If that email indicates that you are still feeling the effects of the elixir we used, then I do apologize.

My weekend was quite nice as well.

Love, Dad

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To: asloane@omnifam.net
From: nsantos@fandom.edu
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Dear Dad,

You have hooves? Are you a demon?

Love, Nadia

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To: nsantos@fandom.edu
From: asloane@omnifam.net
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Dearest Nadia,

No. I am not a demon. No matter what I have done, I remain human.

Love, Dad

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To: asloane@omnifam.net
From: nsantos@fandom.edu
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Dear Dad,

Okay because we have people here who fight demons and Ive killed demons before. Im just saying.

Love, Nadia

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To: nsantos@fandom.edu
From: asloane@omnifam.net
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Dearest Nadia,

I have no doubt at all that you have. I will most certainly take that information under advisement. Thank you.

Love, Dad

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To: asloane@omnifam.net
From: nsantos@fandom.edu
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Dear Dad,

We have people who have killed humans around here to. And theyre my friends. Just to let you know.

Love, Nadia

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To: nsantos@fandom.edu
From: asloane@omnifam.net
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Dearest Nadia,

Friends who kill humans can be very important. Keep them close.

Love, Dad

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Nadia stared at the screen, her eyes wide.

To: asloane@omnifam.net
From: nsantos@fandom.edu
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Dear Dad,

Your creepy.

Love, Nadia

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Then she played minesweeper. And made little 'splosion noises when she got blowed up.

ETATo: nsantos@fandom.edu
From: asloane@omnifam.net
Subject: Re: You still suck lots!

Wait, did you say married?!

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[OOC: So. Much. Love.]